Useless Chatter

October 2021

What's happening at the Club

Oktoberfest Featured Menu

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Chef Wayne is busy preparing an incredible Oktoberfest menu for us all to enjoy featuring classic German dishes and beer. Be sure to mark your calendars – you won’t want to miss this!  

Save the Date: Bingo is back!

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The excitement, the anticipation – Bingo is back! With a buy-in that won’t break the bank and $3 Bingo Sundaes, we offer fun for the whole family. 

Reservations required.

Call to reserve: (360) 321-5960 

Save the Date: Trivia Night!

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Join us for Useless Bay Trivia Night! All are welcome – from nerd to novice! Put your wits to the test all in the name of fun.

(Up to 6 players per team.) Reservations required.

Call to reserve: (360) 321-5960)

A quick Thank You

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To all the lovely ladies who braved the outdoors for Useless Bay Water Aerobics – Thank you all so much! It was truly a gift to get to know you, and I hope you had a good time and great workout. We all made new friends and had fun – let’s do it again next year! Keep on working out!

Janice Martinovic

In Memory of George Zoffel

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A loyal member of the Club, George Zoffel, passed away Saturday, August 28, 2021. Our deepest condolences are with Marlene and the Zoffel family. His legacy will carry on at the Club with two of their five daughters: Marnelle & Valerie.  

Join the Member Honor Roll!

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The corner of the putting green has a platform of 8-inch paver stones and a unique long bench designating the space as the "Member Honor Roll." Social, Colony, and Golf members are encouraged to honor anyone, including current members or those who have passed, by purchasing a paver engraved with that person's first and last name for $200.  

Please contact us at (360) 321-5960 for more information on purchasing a paver.

Weekly Events

Yoga Classes 

Mondays from 9:15 – 10:30 AM 

To reserve a space, or add your name to the waitlist, contact Steve by: 

Email: marshst952@yahoo.com 

Text: (503) 369-9191 

Phone: (425) 337-1636 

Drop-In Pickleball 

Fridays and Sundays from 2:00 – 3:30 PM 

No sign-up necessary – just swing by!

 

Hours

Clubhouse

  • Sun 8:00 AM – 5:00 PM
  • Mon 11:00 AM – 5:00 PM
  • Tue 11:00 AM – 5:00 PM
  • Wed 11:00 AM – 8:00 PM
  • Thu 11:00 AM – 8:00 PM
  • Fri 11:00 AM – 8:00 PM
  • Sat 8:00 AM – 8:00 PM

Fitness room

  • Sun 7:00 AM – 5:00 PM
  • Mon 6:00 AM – 5:00 PM
  • Tue 6:00 AM – 5:00 PM
  • Wed 6:00 AM – 8:00 PM
  • Thu 6:00 AM – 8:00 PM
  • Fri 6:00 AM – 8:00 PM
  • Sat 7:00 AM – 8:00 PM

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